CTS Announces That if Net Neutrality is Lost All Campus Services Will Be Moved to the Dark Web

POTSDAM, NY- Students of SUNY Potsdam received an email today from CTS regarding the overrule of net neutrality made recently by the FCC. The email, which can be found in student bearmail accounts, states that all campus web services including … Continue reading CTS Announces That if Net Neutrality is Lost All Campus Services Will Be Moved to the Dark Web

Real Time

Bill sits at his desk calmly, but also very excited. The music comes on and the crowd begins to become hyped up. The music is recognizable to all from the get go, as they have seen previous episodes with the same tune. They stand up in flocks and shout: “da da da da da nu nu da da da”, a theme song that could’ve been taken from the movie Jaws. “Hello! It is Real Time with Bill Maher!” Bill shouts as the crowd jumps up and down. “Hello! It is Bill Maher! I am a democrat! Cheer me on!” Bill … Continue reading Real Time

A Student Voice

The semester is drawing to a close and tensions are high. Student Health recommends self inflicted intercourse as a method of stress relief. A statement from a campus physician who’s name rhymes with caribou states,” Yes you can have birth control, but stop being a slut before you get cancer. College is for learning, not sodomy!” The Crane Middle School Of Music, notorious for excessive stress and ego, is just one location where the semester takes a toll on its students. CSA (Crane Student Association) had to take a break from begging SGA for money in order to discuss the … Continue reading A Student Voice